Shannon, age 18, American. I have a strange affinity for semicolons, coffee, cloth bound books, and gay men on television. Sometimes I write things. I mostly live off of half-formed dreams and good music.
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5th September 2011

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It’s not worth it unless there’s cookies.

Honestly, I’m never going to be a super model. And I don’t care. You know why?

Because if someone waves a huge cookie in my face and is like, “you want this?” I’m not gonna be like, “nah, I shouldn’t…I’m trying to stay fit.” I’m gonna be like, “Uhh, yeah! Get out the way before someone gets hurt!” If I’m in a food court and people are shoving platters of free food in my face, there’s no way I’m passing that up. Come on, It’s free food! Especially that spicy asian chicken stuff they’re always offering. Everyone knows they make the samples better so you’ll buy their food.

I’m not complaining. I’m just saying. Life’s not worth living unless there’s free food & cookies. Lots of cookies. I’m not gonna starve myself to look sickly and weigh 90 pounds. Not worth it. Sure, I’m all for being healthy…and I’m not like an obsessive compulsive eater or anything…so I’m not sure why I’m posting this. 

Guess I’m retaliating. I’m frustrated. And somewhat offended. I don’t like it when people suggest I don’t have self control…especially people I trust.

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